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Friday, May 8th, 2009
Poor Pat

Pat Robertson must be getting lonely from lack of media attention. It’s the only thing I can think of to explain this screed on the evils of having a relationship with an atheist:


Or these two rants about how George Takei’s brief marriage (before it was nullified by Proposition H8) will make Catholic priests diddle the altar boys, or something like that:



Maybe he was suffocating because Michelle Bachmann was sucking all the crazy out of the room. Can’t have that, now can we?

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
Wait…what?

Sammy Wurzelbacher, explaining to Christianity Today that he’s no homophobe because he has gay friends:

Now, at the same time, we’re supposed to love everybody and accept people, and preach against the sins. I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they’re people, and they’re going to do their thing.

Okay, so he’s trying to keep kids from catching t3h Ghey™©® — standard issue wingnuttery, but we’ve come to expect that from the modern co-wait… run that by me again?

And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children.

Joe the Douchebag has spawned?! Oh, FUCK.

We are so screwed…

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
You can bet that Peter LaBarbera will cream his pants when he finds out about this…

Meanwhile, the Illinois “Family” Institute is hopping mad that they didn’t come up with this form of “punishment” for the “crime” of being homosexual first:

Bodies of 7 Gays in Baghdad Morgue
(Source: Al-Arabiya; Translated by the International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission)

by Hayyan Neyuf -Dubai/ Ali Al-Iraqi — Baghdad

A prominent Iraqi human rights activist says that Iraqi militia have deployed a painful form of torture against homosexuals by closing their anuses using “Iranian gum.” … Yanar Mohammad told Alarabiya.net that, “Iraqi militias have deployed an unprecedented form of torture against homosexuals by using a very strong glue that will close their anus.”

According to her, the new substance “is known as the Ameri gum, which is an Iranian-manufactured glue that if applied to the skin, sticks to it and can only be removed by surgery. After they glue the anuses of homosexuals, they give them a drink that causes diarrhea. Since the anus is closed, the diarrhea causes death. Videos of this form of torture are being distributed on mobile cellphones in Iraq.”

You can bet that in the unlikely event that America degenerates into a theocracy, this will quickly become the norm for gays in this country. And you wonder why some people joke that the only reason why Christian conservatives hate Muslims is because conservative Muslims invented the burqa.

Monday, April 13th, 2009
Fearmongering Ad Campaign: UR doin it wrong

Here’s another hilarious parody of that asinine NOM (NOM NOM) ad:

(h/t, watertiger)

Friday, April 10th, 2009
The Accidental LOLCat

Shorter NOM (NOM NOM):


  • If Christian Sharia becomes illegal, doctors might be forced to save the lives of gays who’ve been Matthew Sheparded!

Thankfully, the fine folks at Sadly, No! are here to “fix” the video:


Heh. Indoozle.


“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
I am aware of all Internet tradtions.

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
And the walls of Jericho Gilead continue to come crashing down

Vermont lege votes to legalize gay marriage over the Rethuglican governor’s veto. You can expect the wailing, gnashing of teeth, beating of breasts and rending of garments from the unhinged right to begin any moment now…

Friday, April 3rd, 2009
One step forward…

Who could’ve seen this coming?

The Iowa Supreme Court this morning struck down a 1998 state law that limits marriage to one man and one woman.

The ruling is viewed as a victory for the gay rights movement in Iowa and elsewhere, and a setback for social conservatives who wanted to protect traditional families.

There are no residency rules for marriage in Iowa, so the rule would apply to any couple who wanted to travel to Iowa.

Iowa, of all places, decides to join the 21st century and stop treating gays like 9th class citizens. Ain’t that something?

Cue the inevitable SHRIEEEEEEEEEEK-ing of the “Theocracy NOW!” crowd in 321

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
Section 175 coming to Nigeria?

This is a goddamned travesty:

Nigerian Bill Defines Gay Roommates as “Married,” Inflicts Prison Penalty

Under a proposed new law in Nigeria, same-sex marriage would consist of gays simply living together—and would be punishable by three years in prison.

The law would extend new powers to the police to crack down on anyone thought to be gay, reported the BBC in an article posted online Mar. 11.

“The real threat of death or serious injury is not from legal actions by the state, but from mob violence and unofficial actions by the police who are a law unto themselves,” says [Changing Attitude Nigeria head] Davis Mac-Iyalla.

“In that way, there is very little difference between [the Muslim] North and [the Christian] South.”

Added Mac-Iyalla, “One of the few common perspectives between Islam and popular Christianity in Nigeria is a hatred of homosexuality.”

[…]

The shirts were distributed by the church the Daughters of Sarah. A member of the church, Ekaette Ettang, offered a standard disclaimer and rationale for the church’s support of the proposed legislation, saying, “We don’t hate gay people, but this is the public’s opinion and we have the right to speak.”

GLBT advocates, however, point out that anti-gay sentiment in Nigeria often involves violence against gay individuals. Even rumors of involvement in so-called “gay weddings” are enough to send people into hiding, while such “weddings” (which gay attendees say are simply parties) have led to mass arrests and headlines.

This is the sort of theocratic bullshit that the Christian Sharia Pimps want to bring to America. This is why they must be opposed at every turn.

I’m sure Bill “Gays Must Apologize for the Crime of Being Alive” Donohue will fill the cup when he finds out about this flagrant human rights violation. He hates gays that much.

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
Tell me again about “The Angry Left(TM)”…

Spain’s Ted Haggard meets Spain’s Matthew Shepard. Violence ensues, and the perp gets off with Spain’s Twinkie Defense.

I’m sure that Bill “Gays Must Apologize for Merely Living” Donohue will get a massive stiffy when he reads about this horrendous hate crime. Because that’s how he rolls.

Thursday, February 19th, 2009
Three groups that you are still allowed to divest of human rights today:

Religious Freedom Warriors™©®, where art thou?

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