Even though practically everyone has done it by now, I couldn’t resist my own commentary on the highlowlights of the (Not Quite A) Million Moron March.
Naturally, there were Birthers there.
Hey, moron: I took a semester of Russian in college. I’m pretty sure that Cyrillic doesn’t mean what you think it means. I’ll spell it out for you: sndigeh. (Which I’m pretty sure is not a word in Russian!)
“Don’t Blame Me — I voted for Sarah” — says a lot about the intellectual acumen of these moral midgets, doesn’t it?
Yep. A purely organic movement, I tell you! No astroturfing here. 
Our protesters are more eco-friendly than your protesters. Yes, indeedy.
Nope, no racism there. (For the “front” side of the sign, go here.)
You stay KKKlassy, Fetus Fetishists.
And of course, no Glenn Beck-promoted teabagging would be complete without (not very) thinly-veiled threats of violence…
Right. Because if they tell you they’re Fair & Balanced™®© (every five seconds), it MUST be true!
The freaks who get off on torture (especially torture of Democrats) also put in an appearance. (Dale Franks, is that you?)
Glenn Beck for Prez in 2012. Says it all, doesn’t it?
Hey, look! The Jonah Goldberg Fan Club made it! And they’re just as doughy as their hero!
Ironically, the leading cause of death for President Garfield was an armed lunatic conspiracy theorist.
Probably the only true sign in the bunch, but not for the reason he thinks.
I see the Teabagger Big Tent™ still has room for John Bolton fans.
I think we’re done here.
(All pics courtesy of the 9/12 Flickr photostream.)
