JABbering Stooge

Yep, electing President Obama sure put the kibosh on the seething, roiling cauldron of American racism, didn’t it? 

Idle question: Is it possible that Rush Limbaugh put in a bid for the St. Louis Rams knowing that the NFL would balk at the notion of a racist git owning a team in a sport where the targets of Limbaugh’s special brand of bigotry dominate — just so he could get his next persecution fix?

That was the sound of millions of wingnut heads exploding at the news that President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize.

This is good news for the Republicans, sayeth the Village Idiots™.

* Cf.

Sweet Mother of Mercy:

Also.

Go ahead, NewsBusters. Tell me how The Left™©® is the sole source of political violence in America. I dare you.

* Cf.

So Jimmy Carter dared to go there, did he?

How dare he speak the truth?!

Naturally, the reaction from the teabagging, cock-slapping wingnutosphere was swift and unanimous:

…but President Obama is really a robot spy from the planet Xenu*!

* With apologies to Thom Hartmann.

Even though practically everyone has done it by now, I couldn’t resist my own commentary on the highlowlights of the (Not Quite A) Million Moron March.

Naturally, there were Birthers there.

Hey, moron: I took a semester of Russian in college. I’m pretty sure that Cyrillic doesn’t mean what you think it means. I’ll spell it out for you: sndigeh. (Which I’m pretty sure is not a word in Russian!)

“Don’t Blame Me — I voted for Sarah” — says a lot about the intellectual acumen of these moral midgets, doesn’t it?

Yep. A purely organic movement, I tell you! No astroturfing here. 

Our protesters are more eco-friendly than your protesters. Yes, indeedy. 

Nope, no racism there.  (For the “front” side of the sign, go here.)

You stay KKKlassy, Fetus Fetishists.

And of course, no Glenn Beck-promoted teabagging would be complete without (not very) thinly-veiled threats of violence…

Right. Because if they tell you they’re Fair & Balanced™®© (every five seconds), it MUST be true!

The freaks who get off on torture (especially torture of Democrats) also put in an appearance. (Dale Franks, is that you?)

Glenn Beck for Prez in 2012. Says it all, doesn’t it?

Hey, look! The Jonah Goldberg Fan Club made it! And they’re just as doughy as their hero!

Ironically, the leading cause of death for President Garfield was an armed lunatic conspiracy theorist.

Probably the only true sign in the bunch, but not for the reason he thinks.

I see the Teabagger Big Tent™ still has room for John Bolton fans.

I think we’re done here.

(All pics courtesy of the 9/12 Flickr photostream.)

Via ThinkProgress:

The Wonk Room reports that the US Forest Service issued and then retracted a Labor Day warning advising hikers to beware of campers in national forests speaking Spanish, drinking Tecate beer, eating tortillas, spam or tuna, and playing Spanish music because “they could be armed marijuana growers.”

Funny, I didn’t know the U. S. Forest Service had hired Neal Boortz.

Tim F. at Balloon Juice:

Barack Obama stripped millions of Americans of their right to not have a black President.

*snerk* How true.

In light of the previous post, if you’re an Israeli Arab, I would highly suggest that you not leave the country anytime soon (assuming that you’re actually allowed to leave the ghettos you’ve been relegated to). Bibi’s just the kind of nutty racist who would borrow ideas from the Stephen Harper administration on the (mis)treatment of ethnic minorities whose only crime is following the wrong religion.