JABbering Stooge

Shorter Debbie Schlussel:

Shocker: Man Who Shot Up Ft. Hood Soldiers Was Muslim (and a “Loyal” Muslim U.S. Soldier); Islamic Terrorism & Jihad, Period; An Islamic Doctor Who Murdered

• The massacre at Fort Hood just goes to prove that the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim — preferably in one of Adam Yoshida’s macrowave ovens!

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US House: UN report on Gaza “war crimes” is biased

• Silly Richard Goldstone! Don’t you know that the only truly Fair & Balanced™©® report is one that says that the only good Palestinian is a dead Palestinian?

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I am aware of all Internet tradtions.™

Nearly five months later, the gang of theocratic thugs who laughably call themselves the “pro-life” movement continue to piss on Dr. Tiller’s grave:

An Army of God manual. A prison cookbook compiled by a woman doing time for abortion clinic bombings and arsons. An autographed bullhorn.

These are among the items that abortion foes plan to auction on eBay and other Web sites in a fundraiser for Scott Roeder, the Kansas City man charged with killing Wichita abortion doctor George Tiller.

“This is unique,” said Regina Dinwiddie [As JJ notes, Dinwiddie was the first person convicted under the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances (FACE) Act — Ed.], a Kansas City anti-abortion activist who will sign the bullhorn. “Nobody’s ever done this before. The goal is that everybody makes money for Scott Roeder’s defense.”

One abortion-rights leader called the auction deplorable and said it could lead to more violence. [Gee, ya think?! — Ed.]

“The network of extremists promoting and defending the murder of doctors is contributing to escalating threats against clinics and doctors across the country,” said Kathy Spillar, executive vice president of the Feminist Majority Foundation.

You know, if these assholes had names like Sajid, Yasser, or Mohammed and the organization in question was, say, the Islamic American Relief Agency, this auction would’ve been dead in its tracks, the organization would’ve had its assets seized as a “terrorist cell,” and the perpetrators would already be on their way to Gitmo to be subjected to “enhanced interrogation” torture.

…this would be the only type of “art” that could legally be produced. (Yes, I said “legally.”)

The “artist,” Jon McNaughton, is trying to propagate the notion that America is a “Christian Nation™®©,” and that only by ripping the Constitution to shreds and becoming a theocracy can we “get right with Zombie Jesus, as the Founding Fathers intended.” This is basically the radical Christianist right’s version of Piss Christ, only unlike those on the right, I don’t want it censored, I just want to mock it! (That IS still legal, right?)

Shall we?

For that matter, when will we hear David Horowitz or the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE) denounce this assault on campus freedom of expression?

At approximately 4 p.m. Sunday afternoon, a few members of the newly recreated non-religious group, Alabama Atheist and Agnostics, did chalking in the Ferguson Plaza, outside of Lakeside Diner and outside of Reese Phifer Hall, according to Peter Sloan, vice president of Alabama Atheist and Agnostics and a senior double majoring in music composition and philosophy.

“While we were chalking somebody dumped water on what we were chalking, somebody spat at us,” Sloan said. “But really, overall, most people were polite.”

At approximately 6 p.m., AAA finished their chalking, Sloan said. By midnight, all the chalking had been erased and scrubbed clean by what appeared to be an organization’s effort.

[…]

The chalking was redone from midnight until 1 a.m., Sloan said. The chalking was again found to be erased by noon on Monday.

Yeah, yeah. I know. I’d better check the temperature in hell, first.

BTW, the administration was extremely unhelpful to the atheist organization — essentially telling them to go Cheney themselves. I seriously doubt they would have treated a Christian organization that way.

And in other news, colleges have become commie indoctrination centers filled with radical America-hating feminazi professors who need to be blacklisted. The Young Conservatives of Texas said so.

Shame on you, Ed! You know better than to confuse Sens. Joe Lieberman, Evan Bayh and John Kyl with the facts about what would happen to Iran should they try to nuke Israel!

…but President Obama is really a robot spy from the planet Xenu*!

* With apologies to Thom Hartmann.

I know why wingnuts, who constantly slag liberals as “The Blame America First Crowd,” don’t want to remember 9/13. That’s because eight years ago today, two of their own Blamed America First™:

So much for that post-partisan goodwill that sprouted up after 9/11, eh?

I haven’t forgotten The Spirit of 9/11™ — the time in the immediate aftermath of the worst terrorist attack on American soil since the Murrah Federal Building bombing when Americans of all political stripes put aside their differences to work together to defeat the terrorists who had just slapped us silly to the tune of 3,000+ dead.

Boy, that sure lasted long, didn’t it?

And since then, 9/11 has devolved into a political football, with conservatives regularly bashing liberals over the head with the corpses in an effort to paint them as insufficiently patriotic and a Fifth Column in the War on Terror™©®. And that’s when they weren’t using it to declare all Muslims untermenchen worthy only of being shoved into Adam Yoshida’s macrowave ovens.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, is the most profane desecration of the memory of 9/11 in my mind.

I can’t really add too much to what JJ said about the senseless double-homicide in Owosso, Michigan, but I will say this: the fact that the Coerced Delivery Brigade is trying to equate this with the EIGHT victims of anti-abortion terrorism says a lot about the value they place on the life of OB/GYNs who perform abortion versus the value of the lives of their membership. One Fetus Fetishist is worth at least eight Dr. Tillers, in the eyes of these people.

To make matters worse, some Fetus Fetishists are deliberately ignoring the condemnations of the violence from pro-choice bloggers in order to shriek “Where are the feminazis?” They neither know nor care that some of us would prefer to wait for ALL of the facts to come in before offering anything beyond the standard “We condemn all abortion-related violence, no matter which side it comes from,” as if our “silence” were somehow more contemptible than the flood of verbal coprophilia that was tweeted by the Coerced Delivery Brigade in the aftermath of Dr. Tiller’s murder.

I BELIEVE THIS PROVES MY POINT: If this New York Times article is true, then indeed Mr. Pouillon’s views were at issue in his murder. In which case, his murder was indeed the despicable act of a coward, just as much as the murder of Dr. Tiller was the despicable act of a coward. See how easy that was, Fetus Fetishists? No need to resort to this “He was a mass murderer who got what he deserved!” bullshit. (I’m looking at you, Randall Terry!)

CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER: AP says that abortion had nothing to do with the murder of Mr. Pouillon. This is why saying anything beyond “All abortion-related political violence is to be condemned, and anyone who engages in it needs to be put away for a really long time,” before all the facts come out is just partisan masturbation.