A random schmuck mouthing off about the state of the world.
With “the conservative intelligentsia,” the correct order is “shoot first, shoot later, then shoot some more just for the hell of it.” “Try to figure out if it was too good to be true” never really enters into the equation. (That’s French and gay, don’cha know?)
The next time you decide to stab Obama in the back (Which will be, ohh…about five seconds from now!), have the guts to do it to his face.*
* Cf.
Shorter Chris Matthews:
Is the plunging number of people willing to self-identify as Republican good news for the Republicans like I hope it is? Here to confirm my bias (HA!) is a moderate Republican and a far-right wackadoodle Republican!
“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
I am aware of all Internet tradtions.™
Say, do you think they can be persuaded to make a version for Exalted, Scion, Serenity or GURPS?
Oh, and did I mention that this comes from the Entertainment Technology Center at Carnegie Mellon (my alma mater)?
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How is it that a comedian who hosts a fake news show is more of a journalist than the “real” journalists?
That was the sound of millions of wingnut heads exploding at the news that President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize.
This is good news for the Republicans, sayeth the Village Idiots™.
* Cf.
Say, Baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up!
Watch out, Rep. Bachmann! Bill-O just might decide to call you up at four A. M. to tell you about his fantasy of sexually molesting you with a Middle Eastern food product!
Go ahead, NewsBusters. Tell me how The Left™©® is the sole source of political violence in America. I dare you.
* Cf.
If you missed last night’s hour-long Special Comment (You sad, sad person!), here it is in all its glory:
Amen. If the Rethuglicans manage to kill comprehensive health care reform, well…
“Weep for the future, Na’Toth. Weep for us all.”
— G’Kar, Babylon 5, “Revelations”
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