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Thursday, October 8th, 2009
If Andrew Breitbart and his Big Hollywood stooges had their way…

…this would be the only type of “art” that could legally be produced. (Yes, I said “legally.”)

The “artist,” Jon McNaughton, is trying to propagate the notion that America is a “Christian Nation™®©,” and that only by ripping the Constitution to shreds and becoming a theocracy can we “get right with Zombie Jesus, as the Founding Fathers intended.” This is basically the radical Christianist right’s version of Piss Christ, only unlike those on the right, I don’t want it censored, I just want to mock it! (That IS still legal, right?)

Shall we?

Click here to see the rest of the story…

Friday, October 2nd, 2009
Where is the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission?

For that matter, when will we hear David Horowitz or the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE) denounce this assault on campus freedom of expression?

At approximately 4 p.m. Sunday afternoon, a few members of the newly recreated non-religious group, Alabama Atheist and Agnostics, did chalking in the Ferguson Plaza, outside of Lakeside Diner and outside of Reese Phifer Hall, according to Peter Sloan, vice president of Alabama Atheist and Agnostics and a senior double majoring in music composition and philosophy.

“While we were chalking somebody dumped water on what we were chalking, somebody spat at us,” Sloan said. “But really, overall, most people were polite.”

At approximately 6 p.m., AAA finished their chalking, Sloan said. By midnight, all the chalking had been erased and scrubbed clean by what appeared to be an organization’s effort.

[…]

The chalking was redone from midnight until 1 a.m., Sloan said. The chalking was again found to be erased by noon on Monday.

Yeah, yeah. I know. I’d better check the temperature in hell, first.

BTW, the administration was extremely unhelpful to the atheist organization — essentially telling them to go Cheney themselves. I seriously doubt they would have treated a Christian organization that way.

And in other news, colleges have become commie indoctrination centers filled with radical America-hating feminazi professors who need to be blacklisted. The Young Conservatives of Texas said so.

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
Blah Blah Blah Glass Houses Yakity Yak Stones Yadda Yadda

Two bits of naked GOP hypocrisy about education for you today. (Eww, I just got a bad mental image from having “naked” and “GOP” in the same sentence.) First, this video call to volunteerism that was shown in a school assembly at Eagle Bay Elementary School in Farmington, Utah got the conservatives’ panties in a collective bunch:


Okay, I’ll admit that the script could’ve benefited from more time in the idea oven (Only flush the toilet after “leaving a deuce?” WTF?!), but is siccing your flying monkey right fanbase on the principal whose only crime was showing the video in the hopes of creating another Denice Denton really the solution?

And besides, you just know that if Jon Voight, Chuck Norris, Charlie Daniels, Fred Thompson, Jerry Doyle, Patricia Heaton, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Ben Stein, Dennis Miller, Bo Derek, Pat Sajak, Kirk Cameron and Stephen Baldwin had made a video exhorting impressionable young kids to pledge “to be of service to” The Most Holy George W. Christ The Infallible, these very same conservatives would be cheering.

Fucking hypocrites.

And that’s not all. When Education Secretary Arne Duncan announced that President Obama would be giving a nationally televised address to school children on September 8, 2009, the conservative response was embarrassingly predictable:

Oddly (or perhaps not so oddly), conservatives don’t see anything creepy about (or seem to have conveniently forgotten) this address by Bush the Elder to American grade school students back in October of 1991:


Or this famous gaffe-filled photo op by The Most Holy George W. Christ The Infallible:


Nope, no brainwashing there.

Mind you, these are the very same conservatives who want to force your kids to learn that Jesus rode a dinosaur in science class, dictate what your kids are allowed to read for English class, feed them lies about sex that lead them to believe that Mountain Dew™ is a spermicide, and rewrite history textbooks to contain only pro-conservative goodfacts.

Indoctrination: It’s only OK when conservatives do it.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Shorter South Carolina Lege:

South Carolina General Assembly Bill S. 873

  • The “mythical” Separation of Church and State applies to everyone, even atheists, so we will pass a law banning all religious thought from school except Christianity.

(h/t, PZ Myers)


“Shorter” concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!
I am aware of all Internet tradtions.

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
Freedom for me, but not for thee

It figures, given the source:

Conservative University Founded by Jerry Falwell Bans College Democrats Club
The club is barred from using Liberty University’s name, advertising events and holding meetings on campus

RICHMOND, Va. — Liberty University has ordered its fledgling College Democrats club to shut down, saying the group stands against the conservative Christian school’s moral principles.

Club president Brian Diaz said he was shocked to be notified by e-mail last week that the club was being banned by the private university in Lynchburg founded by the late Rev. Jerry Falwell. The university first recognized it in the fall.

“We were shocked, as well, that (the club) even got accepted. It was huge, and we were glad that Liberty did that,” Diaz said in a telephone interview from Orlando, Fla.

Well, yeah, it would be surprising that a theocratic university would tolerate dissident thought in the first place. And it’s not surprising at all that the university spokesdrone would attribute allowing the existence of an opposing viewpoint on campus to “an oversight by an administrator.” The First Amendment is an oversight to these nutbars.

And so what do these Theocracy U. students win for committing the thoughtcrime of expressing an opinion to the left of Torquemada?

According to the e-mail, the club must stop using the university’s name, holding meetings on campus, or advertising events. Violators could incur one or more reprimands under the school’s Liberty Way conduct code, and anyone who accumulates 30 reprimands is subject to expulsion.

Expelled for heretical thoughts. So all of you conservatives out there in the wingnutosphere constantly complaining that a conservative somewhere was subjected to criticism for being a boorish, head-up-the-butt prick can go pound sand.

And naturally, a right-wing fink tank is rushing to the defense of Theocracy U.:

John Whitehead, president of the Rutherford Institute, which advocates for Christian rights, including free speech, says private colleges have a right to limit such groups, but curbing the marketplace of ideas isn’t necessarily healthy.

Shorter John Whitehead: “Sure we’re for Freedom of Speech! Just not for *SHUDDER* THOSE people.”

And you wonder why I have little patience for religious conservatives…

Friday, March 27th, 2009
When IDiots Write LTTEs:

Pat in Georgetown tries to bitch-slap those stoopit 3vilutionists, and ends up proving the value of TalkOrigins.

Please explain where the stuff came from when evolution began.

Since evolution “began” when life first appeared, the answer is self-explanatory. However, I suspect that Pat is making a clumsy effort to demand “proof” of abiogenesis. I would suggest that Pat check out this section of TalkOrigins’ An Index To Creationist Claims.

I have never heard evolutionists explain it in a proven scientific matter.

See here and here for some scientific explanations and “proofs” of evolution.

It’s always a blob oozing out of the muck or a big bang in the universe.

The “blob oozing out of the muck” is a creationist’s strawman way of refering to abiogenesis. The Big Bang Theory has nothing to do with evolution, as one involves astronomy and cosmology while the other is the purview of biology once life finally arises on a planet. But if you really want to learn about the Big Bang (and are not asking a rhetorical question), you can find out more here.

OK, where did the muck come from?


If it was a big bang, how did the universe get started?

The big bang IS how the universe came into being. Pay attention.



At this point, I should note that the big bang and evolution are NOT mutually exclusive theories. You can have your cake and eat it in this case because the two theories are concerned with entirely different subjects.

What is the universe inside of? What is beyond the universe? If you say there are more universes, where does it stop?

Huh? I have no clue what your point is, dude. If anyone else wants to take a stab at parsing this nonsense, be my guest.

Science has no answers. God does.

Science has no answers? Not one? Okay then, if that’s what you believe, then I suggest that you turn off your computer, unplug your fridge, sell your TV, stop going to the doctor when you get sick, renounce all technology and go back to the caves. If you really think that a Bronze Age book written by committee and assembled by early Iron Age authoritarians with an agenda can do better at answering all of life’s questions, then you need to remove yourself from modern society and stop mooching off of the productive citizens who accept that science has at least some minuscule value, you damn freeloader!

Thursday, March 26th, 2009
If I were the president…

I would’ve used today’s virtual town hall to say the following:

This is the 21st Century. We need to have science education standards that reflect that fact. And the Theory of Evolution is at the core of modern biology. Therefore, I will withhold federal education dollars from any school district, any state board of education that makes any effort to weaken or eliminate from the curriculum the teaching of the Theory of Evolution in order to serve a narrow religious viewpoint.

Unfortunately, it would probably come too late to stop the shenanigans going on here in Texas, but it would definitely get the attention of the hypocritical theocratic nutbars attempting to dumb down science. Hopefully, it would stop future attempts to water down established science in the name of theocracy.

Monday, March 23rd, 2009
Worth the read:

Posted at 11:18
by J. A. Baker
in The WTF?! Files; War on Science; War on Academia; Good Stuff

PZ on our crumbling intellectual infrastructure.

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
How True

The New Zealand Herald is reporting on a story out of Brazil that could easily serve as an object lesson for the evilution/cretinism debate here in Texas:

Brazil’s geography lesson without borders

RIO DE JANEIRO — Where’s Ecuador? Better not ask that question in Brazil.

A new Brazilian geography textbook for sixth-grade students doesn’t even include the South American country on the map.

In fact, the book distributed by the Education Ministry in Brazil’s most populous state botches the location of most of Brazil’s neighbours.

[…]

The geographical jumbling baffled sixth-grader Joao Gabriel Anchieta, who looked over the map while being interviewed by Globo, Brazil’s largest television network.

Asked what would happen should he have to take a geography test based upon the map, Joao said he “would get a bad grade.”

This was the publishing equivalent of the Kingston, TN coal ash spill. Imagine if that were the deliberate goal of a right-wing special interest group, and you have exactly the sort of situation we here in Texas face if the likes of Cynthia Dunbar, Don McLeroy and Barbara Cargill get their way. And Texas is the second-largest purchaser of textbooks in the country. Because of this massive economic influence, the theocratic ravings of the creationists on the SBOE will inflict severe collateral damage on kids living outside of Texas.

So no matter where you live, you have a stake in this fight. Contact the SBOE and demand that they stop farting around and start putting students’ education ahead of their theocratic impulses.

Friday, March 6th, 2009
Yoo hoo!

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