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Thursday, November 5th, 2009
C’mon, people! These rats won’t fuck themselves!

Why does Sen. Tom Coburn hate the troops?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
Duty! Honor! Country!

Oh, blow me, sayeth Lt. Col. Ralph Peters (Ret.):


PETERS: Now look, Julie [BANDERAS, FOX NEWS REPORTER], I want to be clear. If, when the facts are in, we find out that through some convoluted chain of events, he really was captured by the Taliban, I’m with him. But, if he walked away from his post and his buddies at wartime… I don’t care how hard it sounds, as far as I’m concerned, the Taliban can save us a lot of legal hassles and legal bills.

And in other news, liberals hate the troops and want them to die. Or so I heard.

Sidebar: I find it rather telling that Julie Banderas didn’t really challenge Lt. Col. Peters on his outrageous remarks. Could it be because Fox thinks that this will hurt Obama? Only Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch know for sure. So tell us, Rupert, is it official Fox policy to wish for the troops’ deaths in an effort to hurt the President politically? ‘Cause that’s rather contemptible, or so Sean Hannity keeps telling us…

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
That’s the best you could do? SERIOUSLY?!

On Sunday my brother and I went over to Mom and Dad’s to have dinner before our weekly pen-and-paper RPG session. While waiting for dinner to finish cooking, I opened the local fishwrap’s editorial section to find this calumny staring me in the face:

Not seeing eye-to-eye with Obama

Ever notice how President Barack Obama exits Marine One? He walks three or four feet past the Marine saluting him before returning the salute. What’s he saluting — his own ego? It’s not the Marine who guards the White House.

It’s customary to hold a salute until one is given back. Must the Marine turn his eyeballs 90 degrees to see if one was given?

Oh, Obama will bow to a Muslim king but not salute a defender of the nation. The man continues to disgrace this country and the true Americans who serve it.

[REDACTED] Ross

Captain, USMC (ret.)

Before I say my piece, Captain Ross, I want to thank you for your service to your country. Far be it from me — a mere civilian whose closest brush with military service was the Air Force JROTC unit at my high school — to dress down someone who likely risked life and limb for his country. Nevertheless, I feel it needs to be said…

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, SOLDIER? With all the shit Bush put your brothers-in-arms through, THIS is your best effort at smearing the new Commander-in-Chief?! If so, that’s just pathetic.

I mean seriously. Bush for sacrificed 4,300+ soldiers on the altar of a personal vendetta. Bush sent our boys into combat without proper body armor or equipment (which Rummy famously played down as “going to war with the army you have, not the army you wish you had”). Bush rewarded Cheney’s cronies at KBR for killing soldiers with their electro-showers. Bush outsourced facilities maintenance at Walter Reed to corrupt corporate cronies who couldn’t be trusted to deliver ice to Hurricane Katrina victims. And we all saw how well that turned out. And to further rub salt in the many wounds those soldiers received in battle, compounded with their horrific treatment at Walter Reed and other veterans’ medical facilities, Bush treated the VA like it was yet another welfare program. Oh yeah, let’s also not forget the effort on the part of the Bushies to underdiagnose PTSD cases and cover it up.

It’s amazing we haven’t seen the rise of another Bonus Army with the shitty way Bush treated the troops. Strangely, you seem to be perfectly willing to forgive him for all of that because he pranced around in a flight suit on the deck of the Abraham Lincoln, dazzling the “librul” media with his magic codpiece. But when Obama makes a minor protocol flub, you all but call for his impeachment.

IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THAT MAKE EVEN THE REMOTEST BIT OF SENSE?!

But even if we were to judge Presidents at the superficial level you use to bash Obama, would you be just as critical of Bush for pulling goofy stunts like this


Source: Der Spiegel

and would you be just as critical of Bush for deciding that letting Barney take a shit and getting on Marine One was more important than returning the salute of the Marine at the entrance? Or is that different?

Somehow I suspect I know the answer to that already.

Monday, May 25th, 2009
Incidentally…


Happy Memorial Day, everyone. If you haven’t done so already, be sure to thank a vet, will ya? They deserve our support even after they come home, because some of the scars war leaves on a person aren’t on the surface, and those are the ones that don’t heal easily.

Thursday, February 26th, 2009
Throwing a verbal stapler at the President

John “Short-Temper Theater” Bolton finds sending Obama a decapitated horse head in the form of a radioactive Chicago to be the height of comedy. Worse, his knuckle-dragging audience heartily agrees.


I swear, every time I encounter this much concentrated assholery, I am almost tempted to join CC in calling for the re-education camps. Almost.

Monday, February 16th, 2009
Things conservatives consider to be “pork”

Police:


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Firefighters:


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The Department of Veterans Affairs:


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Infrastructure (Roads, power grid, computer networks, etc.):


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Education (When they aren’t out trying to actively subvert it or sell it off piecemeal to corrupt cronies):


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Just something to think about the next time some wingnut wants to harangue you about the evils of President Obama’s efforts to revive the economy that former-President Bush wrecked. (Ooh, “former-President Bush” sounds just as good as “President Obama!”)

Monday, January 26th, 2009
The Republican National Committee is responsible for the content in this terrorist home video advertisement…


Heckuva job, Bushie!

*Ahem*

Glennzilla has more, especially on the “librul” media’s dutiful parroting of the RNC talking points.

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
More projection than a 24-theater multiplex

Stalkin’ Malkin:

Umm…Michelle? Reality’s here to poke a hole in your hermetically-sealed bubble:

Besides a few shellings, there was no serious retaliation for the Beirut bombing from the Americans. In December 1983, U.S. aircraft attacked Syrian targets in Lebanon, but this was in response to Syrian missile attacks on planes, not the barracks bombing.

[…]

Amal militia leader Nabih Berri, who had previously supported U.S. mediation efforts, asked the U.S. and France to leave Lebanon and accused the U.S. and France of seeking to commit ‘massacres’ against the Lebanese and creating a “climate of racism” against the Shia. Islamic Jihad phoned in new threats against the MNF “pledging that ‘the earth would tremble’ unless the MNF withdrew by New Year’s Day 1984.

The Marines were moved offshore where they could not be targeted. On February 7, 1984, President Reagan ordered the Marines to begin withdrawal from Lebanon. This was completed on February 26, four months after the barracks bombing; the rest of the Multinational Force was withdrawn by April.

Yep. Your hero St. Ronnie “Red Ink” Raygun delivered an anemic response and then “cut and run” from Lebanon! So STFU about “libruls” being the ones who refuse to “defend America.”

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
I’m John McCain, and I’m a lying sack of crap.

At least he’s learned how to spell his name correctly by now.


Media Matters calls bullshit.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
Hearts and Minds

Posted at 22:51
by J. A. Baker
in The WTF?! Files; Adults in Charge?; WHO Hates the Troops?

Heckuva job, Bushie.

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