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	<title>JABbering Stooge</title>
	<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com</link>
	<description>A random schmuck mouthing off about the state of the world.</description>
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		<title>Give &#8216;em hell, Keith!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	T3h Awesome:
	





	Bonus: Contra Andrew Breitbart&#8217;s Big McCarthy-ite Big Turd, Olbermann paraphrases my good buddy Bartcop&#8217;s &ldquo;Myth of the Liberal Media&rdquo; rant in all of its nougaty goodness. Ohhh&#8230; I think I just filled the cup!
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/15/give-em-hell-keith-2/</link>
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		<title>Sore Loserman redux</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	It&#8217;s confirmed. Teabagging Senator extraordinaire Joseph I. Lieberman (R &mdash; CIGNA) has finally revealed why he&#8217;s been negotiating in bad faith ever since President Obama&#8217;s health care reform proposal first reached the Senate &mdash; because the liberals who helped defeat him in the 2006 Democratic primary want it passed.
	That&#8217;s right. In order to shit in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/15/sore-loserman-redux/</link>
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		<title>Joe Lieberman: Teabagger</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	I think I know why Joe Lieberman opposes health care reform. It comes down to two things:
	

It doesn&#8217;t line the pockets of his owners at CIGNA, Aetna, etc.

	
There&#8217;s no possibility that a Muslim somewhere will be incinerated, tortured, nuked, waterboarded, shocked in the nuts, piled in naked pyramids, fitted for cement shoes, or just plain [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/15/joe-lieberman-teabagger/</link>
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		<title>And in other news, ursine mammals continue to evacuate their feculance in sylvan environments&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Surprise! Surprise! Sen. Joe Lieberman (R &mdash; CIGNA) is throwing up whatever roadblocks he can to any significant health care reform. Even to the point of arguing against&#8230; Sen. Joe Lieberman (R &mdash; CIGNA).
	And what are the co-dependent Democrats doing in response to Lieberman&#8217;s perpetual bad faith arguments? Caving without a shot being fired, as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/14/and-in-other-news-ursine-mammals-continue-to-evacuate-their-feculance-in-sylvan-environments/</link>
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		<title>*Insert Apollo-13 Punchline Here*</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	It&#8217;s official. In spite of a very ugly last-ditch effort on the part of the nation&#8217;s homophobes, yesterday&#8217;s election of Annise Parker has made Houston the largest city to date to elect an openly gay mayor.
	One can imagine that this scene repeated itself across the wingnutosphere:
	



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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/13/insert-apollo-13-punchline-here/</link>
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		<title>And if they try to take my dreams of nuking Iran, I&#8217;ll throw my red Swingline stapler at them!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Shorter John Bolton:
	



	

Well, duh, President Obvious! Of course we&#8217;re not going to eliminate violent conflict in our lifetime! That&#8217;s all the more reason why we need to glass Iran starting yesterday!



&ldquo;Shorter&rdquo; concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!I am aware of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/13/and-if-they-try-to-take-my-dreams-of-nuking-iran-ill-throw-my-red-swingline-stapler-at-them/</link>
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		<title>&#8216;Tis the season&#8230;to DEMONIZE!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	
	

Having chastised the evil, commie-fascist libtard Dhimmicrats for wasting Congress&rsquo; time, House Republicans proceed to&#8230;waste Congress&rsquo; time. On a toothless resolution calling for a ban on banning references to Christmas. (As if references to Christmas have ever been legally banned in America.)
	Somewhere in Washington, D.C., the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops filled their collective cups [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/13/tis-the-seasonto-demonize/</link>
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		<title>The funniest video you will watch on t3h Intert00bz today:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	



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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/07/the-funniest-video-you-will-watch-on-t3h-intert00bz-today/</link>
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		<title>Because we could all use a laugh now and then&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	A funny e-mail making the rounds:
	A man was being tailgated by a stressed- out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
	The tailgating woman was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/07/because-we-could-all-use-a-laugh-now-and-then/</link>
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		<title>Justice, as it is strapped to a gurney and waterboarded</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Do you remember back in July when I sent a letter to both Nebraska Attorney General Jon Bruning and U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder urging them to investigate Operation Rescue for incitement to terrorism (in retaliation for Operation Pipebomb&#8217;s spurious request for an investigation into Dr. LeRoy Carhart)? Well, today I came home from work [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/07/justice-as-it-is-strapped-to-a-gurney-and-waterboarded/</link>
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		<title>Ecole Polytechnique</title>
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	Today marks the twentieth anniversary of the massacre at &Eacute;cole Polytechnique &mdash; a stark reminder to my Canadian friends that misogyny didn&#8217;t end with R. v. Morgentaler. In fact, if anything, it&#8217;s just as virulent today as it was then.
	Also.
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/06/ecole-polytechnique/</link>
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		<title>The War On The War On Christmas gets ridiculous&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	And how!
	In the opinion of Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman, President Barack Obama&#8217;s speech on Tuesday night on the war in Afghanistan was deliberately timed to block the Christian message of the &ldquo;Peanuts&rdquo; television Christmas special.
	Wiseman made the statements on his Facebook page, where he declared Obama to be a Muslim. Only people on Wiseman&#8217;s &ldquo;friend&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/04/the-war-on-the-war-on-christmas-gets-ridiculous/</link>
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		<title>Sarah Palin: Birther</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Please. Tell me you&#8217;re not surprised.
	



	
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/04/sarah-palin-birther/</link>
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		<title>Special Comment</title>
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	Gee, Lt. Gen. Stanley McChrystal is an untrustworthy extortionist with a penchant for coverups. Who didn&#8217;t see that one coming?
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/12/02/special-comment-2/</link>
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		<title>Back in town</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Let the good times roll&#8230;
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/29/back-in-town/</link>
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		<title>Ma, there&#8217;s an anal probe in my cranberry dressing!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Just thought I&#8217;d let y&#8217;all know that I&#8217;m in Roswell for Thanksgiving. We got in a few hours ago, and I&#8217;m about to crash at the hotel for the night. I want to wish all my American readers (all two of you) a safe and happy Thanksgiving. And because I&#8217;m a caring guy, warm wishes [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/26/ma-theres-an-anal-probe-in-my-cranberry-dressing/</link>
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		<title>Fox &#8220;News&#8221; Fails Math Forever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	I&#8217;ve seen fuzzy math before, but this takes the cake!
	
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/24/fox-news-fails-math-forever/</link>
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		<title>Even a broken clock is right at least once a day&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Following on my previous post, Chris Matthews stops being a right-wing tool long enough to smack down Eyes Bishop Thomas Tobin&#8230;HARD!
	
	Oh, it is a thing of beauty, is it not?
	Fair enough! HA!
	MUSIC TO MY EARS: When you&#8217;ve made professional outrage maven Bill Donohue lose control of his sphincter, you know you&#8217;ve done your job!
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/24/even-a-broken-clock-is-right-at-least-once-a-day/</link>
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		<title>Earth to Bishop Thomas Tobin:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	The United States is NOT a theocracy, despite your efforts to make it one.
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/23/earth-to-bishop-thomas-tobin/</link>
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		<title>Poetic Justice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	HA!
	U.S. Deports Lou DobbsCNN Host Had Been Living Illegally In Country Since 1961
	WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.
	According [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/23/poetic-justice/</link>
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		<title>Our stoopid media</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Over at the GOS, Bill in Portland, ME posts some must read hilarity:
	Channel surfing: Yesterday
	

&ldquo;Welcome to the Today Show. This morning: Sarah Palin&#8217;s new book&#8230;&rdquo;
	[click]
	&ldquo;Oh Joe!&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh Mika!&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh Joe!&rdquo; &ldquo;Oh Mika!&rdquo; &ldquo;Let&#8217;s talk about Sarah Palin&#8217;s new book, Joe, and how much Obama sucks!&rdquo; &ldquo;Great idea, Mika&#8230;&rdquo;
	[Click]
	&ldquo;Our round-the-clock coverage of Sarah Palin&#8217;s new book [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/18/our-stoopid-media/</link>
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		<title>The Big Push</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	We&#8217;ve got a big push ahead of us at work to get this next phase of our project knocked out before Christmas, so blogging will be very light for the next month or so. I&#8217;ll still try to comment where I can at my usual haunts (JJ&#8217;s place, CC&#8217;s place, the boys at T3h Sadly, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/16/the-big-push/</link>
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		<title>Dear Comment Spambots,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	I am not interested in your offers of Enzyte, Cialis, OxyContin, &ldquo;guaranteed&rdquo; schemes to make money fast by picking my pocket, virus-laden pr0n sites, or self-help webinars. Please go away.
	FAR away.
	In fact, just DIAF, already.
	Love,
	J. A. Baker in Austin, TX
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/16/dear-comment-spambots/</link>
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		<title>For the vets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	



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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/11/for-the-vets/</link>
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		<title>For Carl</title>
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	Dr. Sagan would&#8217;ve been 75 today had he lived.
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/09/for-carl/</link>
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