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	<title>JABbering Stooge</title>
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	<description>A random schmuck mouthing off about the state of the world.</description>
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		<title>C&#8217;mon, people! These rats won&#8217;t fuck themselves!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Why does Sen. Tom Coburn hate the troops?
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/05/cmon-people-these-rats-wont-fuck-themselves/</link>
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		<title>Sadly, so predictable</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Shorter Debbie Schlussel:
	Shocker: Man Who Shot Up Ft. Hood Soldiers Was Muslim (and a &ldquo;Loyal&rdquo; Muslim U.S. Soldier); Islamic Terrorism &#038; Jihad, Period; An Islamic Doctor Who Murdered
	

The massacre at Fort Hood just goes to prove that the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim &mdash; preferably in one of Adam Yoshida&#8217;s macrowave ovens!



&ldquo;Shorter&rdquo; concept [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/05/sadly-so-predictable/</link>
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		<title>I has a favicon&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Remember this picture of my brother&#8217;s cat?
	
	Well, look up in your address bar. (The part of the browser that starts with &ldquo;http://&rdquo;.) Yes, I made it into a favicon.
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/04/i-has-a-favicon/</link>
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		<title>Never mind&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	So, I had this totally awesome snarky post about the &ldquo;librul&rdquo; media&#8217;s reaction to the special election last night all ready to go, and I come home to find that Ed had already done it better than I ever could.
	Damn you, Ed.
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/04/never-mind/</link>
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		<title>Harry Reid, call your office&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	This is why we lost two governors in the special election last night:
	WASHINGTON &mdash; In a blow to the White House, the Senate&#8217;s top Democrat signaled Tuesday that Congress may fail to meet a year-end deadline for passing health care legislation, leaving the measure&#8217;s fate to the uncertainties of the 2010 election season.
	Majority Leader Harry [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/04/harry-reid-call-your-office/</link>
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		<title>Ann, put down the bong water box wine&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Shorter Ann Outhouse Althouse:
	&ldquo;This despicable attack on Assemblywoman Scozzafava offends me personally and exemplifies exactly what&#8217;s wrong with Hoffman and his right wing backers.&rdquo;
	

War is peace! Ignorance is strength! Rush Limbaugh&#8217;s nakedly sexist attack on Dede Scozzafava is &ldquo;good feminism!&rdquo;



&ldquo;Shorter&rdquo; concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/04/ann-put-down-the-bong-water-box-wine/</link>
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		<title>Shorter U.S. House of Representatives:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	US House: UN report on Gaza &ldquo;war crimes&rdquo; is biased
	

Silly Richard Goldstone! Don&#8217;t you know that the only truly Fair &amp; Balanced&trade;&copy;&reg; report is one that says that the only good Palestinian is a dead Palestinian?



&ldquo;Shorter&rdquo; concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/04/shorter-us-house-of-representatives/</link>
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		<title>The Angry, Angry Left: Part n-factorial</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Who&#8217;s fascist now?
	It&#8217;s getting ugly out there.
	I just got off the phone with former state Democratic Chairwoman June O&#8217;Neill, who informed me the police had been called to at least two polling sites in St. Lawrence County due to overzealous electioneering (O&#8217;Neill called it &ldquo;voter intimidation&rdquo;) by Doug Hoffman supporters.
	&ldquo;We&#8217;ve gotten reports that people are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/04/the-angry-angry-left-part-n-factorial/</link>
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		<title>You&#8217;re a bit off the mark there, Keith&#8230;</title>
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	With &ldquo;the conservative intelligentsia,&rdquo; the correct order is &ldquo;shoot first, shoot later, then shoot some more just for the hell of it.&rdquo; &ldquo;Try to figure out if it was too good to be true&rdquo; never really enters into the equation. (That&#8217;s French and gay, don&#8217;cha know?)
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/03/youre-a-bit-off-the-mark-there-keith/</link>
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		<title>By the way, Sen. Lieberman&#8230;</title>
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	The next time you decide to stab Obama in the back (Which will be, ohh&#8230;about five seconds from now!), have the guts to do it to his face.*
	* Cf.
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/02/by-the-way-sen-lieberman/</link>
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		<title>Just because</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	A preview of the Quitbull&#8217;s new (ghostwritten) book:
	



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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/11/02/just-because/</link>
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		<title>Time to dump Slummy Joe</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	So, Judas Iscariot shows his true colors once more, eh?
	Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) told reporters today that he would in fact filibuster any health care bill he doesn&#8217;t agree with&mdash;and right now, he doesn&#8217;t agree with the public option proposal making its way through the Senate.
	&ldquo;I told Senator Reid that I&#8217;m strongly inclined&mdash;I haven&#8217;t totally [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/28/time-to-dump-slummy-joe/</link>
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		<title>None dare call it terrorism</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Nearly five months later, the gang of theocratic thugs who laughably call themselves the &ldquo;pro-life&rdquo; movement continue to piss on Dr. Tiller&#8217;s grave:
	An Army of God manual. A prison cookbook compiled by a woman doing time for abortion clinic bombings and arsons. An autographed bullhorn.
	These are among the items that abortion foes plan to auction [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/27/none-dare-call-it-terrorism/</link>
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		<title>Shorter Law and Order Writers:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	&ldquo;Law &#038; Order&#8217;s&rdquo; anti-choice propaganda
	

&ldquo;Shorter&rdquo; concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!I am aware of all Internet tradtions.&trade;
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/25/shorter-law-and-order-writers/</link>
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		<title>He&#8217;s the Clayton Williams* of PR</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Shorter Goldman Sachs Vice Chairman Lord Griffiths:
	Public must learn to &ldquo;tolerate the inequality&rdquo; of bonuses, says Goldman Sachs vice-chairman
	

If getting financially raped by your Wall Street overlords is inevitable, just relax and enjoy it!



&ldquo;Shorter&rdquo; concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine folks at Sadly, No!I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/24/hes-the-clayton-williams-of-pr/</link>
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		<title>The Angry, Angry Left: Part 10100</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	You stay KKKlassy, Rep. Gregg Harper (R &mdash; MS).
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/22/the-angry-angry-left-part-10100/</link>
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		<title>Fair Enough! HA!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Shorter Chris Matthews:
	

	

Is the plunging number of people willing to self-identify as Republican good news for the Republicans like I hope it is? Here to confirm my bias (HA!) is a moderate Republican and a far-right wackadoodle Republican!



&ldquo;Shorter&rdquo; concept created by Daniel Davies, perfected by Elton Beard and given a beneficial mutation by the fine [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/21/fair-enough-ha/</link>
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		<title>Ex-Presidential pot to Pundit kettle: You&#8217;re black!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Takes one to know one, SIR:
	In an interview with CBS News radio yesterday, former President George H.W. Bush called assailed the tone of our national discourse. &ldquo;I don’t like it. The cables (TV) have a lot to do with it,&rdquo; he said, adding that MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann were partly responsible:
	

The Republican elder [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/20/ex-presidential-pot-to-pundit-kettle-youre-black/</link>
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		<title>WANT</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	



	Say, do you think they can be persuaded to make a version for Exalted, Scion, Serenity or GURPS?
	Oh, and did I mention that this comes from the Entertainment Technology Center at Carnegie Mellon (my alma mater)?
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/19/want/</link>
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		<title>The sad state of modern &#8220;journalism&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Shorter Howard Kurtz:
	Fairfax County, Va.: Hi Howard, This Sunday, I read the editorials in The Post and The New York Times about the surprise Peace Prize. I liked the NYT editorial (which was pro), but like most of us, including Obama, I could certainly have handled an editorial that was anti this choice.
	When I read [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/14/the-sad-state-of-modern-journalism/</link>
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		<title>*Le Sigh*</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	


The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
	Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

	
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/14/le-sigh/</link>
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		<title>Scenes from Post-Racial America(TM)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	
	Yep, electing President Obama sure put the kibosh on the seething, roiling cauldron of American racism, didn&#8217;t it?&nbsp;
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/13/scenes-from-post-racial-americatm/</link>
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		<title>Pillz-E: Crazy like a fox?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Idle question: Is it possible that Rush Limbaugh put in a bid for the St. Louis Rams knowing that the NFL would balk at the notion of a racist git owning a team in a sport where the targets of Limbaugh&#8217;s special brand of bigotry dominate &mdash; just so he could get his next persecution [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/13/pillz-e-crazy-like-a-fox/</link>
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		<title>A confluence of the Monongahela and Allegheny Rivers of life&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Not only is today Columbus Day and Canadian Turkee Day, but it&#8217;s also my brother&#8217;s birthday. I&#8217;ll be out celebrating at least one of those tonight. (Probably not Columbus Day, given its connotations.)
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/12/a-confluence-of-the-monongahela-and-allegheny-rivers-of-life/</link>
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		<title>So, about those angry, ueber-violent leftists&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	You stay KKKlassy, Robert Lowry.
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		<link>http://jabberingstooge.blogsome.com/2009/10/09/so-about-those-angry-ueber-violent-leftists/</link>
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