JABbering Stooge

A funny e-mail making the rounds:

A man was being tailgated by a stressed- out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.”

Priceless.

Fair enough! HA!

Do you remember back in July when I sent a letter to both Nebraska Attorney General Jon Bruning and U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder urging them to investigate Operation Rescue for incitement to terrorism (in retaliation for Operation Pipebomb’s spurious request for an investigation into Dr. LeRoy Carhart)? Well, today I came home from work to find a letter on official U.S. Justice Department stationery waiting for me.

Let me just say that I am most definitely not impressed with the new Justice Department. While I fully expected Nebraska AG Bruning to contemptuously toss my letter into the circular file without even bothering to crack it open, I expected better of the Feds. Sadly, they’re still intent on navel-gazing as the American Taliban plots its next attack. The Justice Department’s response to my request is below the fold.

Today marks the twentieth anniversary of the massacre at École Polytechnique — a stark reminder to my Canadian friends that misogyny didn’t end with R. v. Morgentaler. In fact, if anything, it’s just as virulent today as it was then.

Also.

And how!

In the opinion of Arlington Mayor Russell Wiseman, President Barack Obama’s speech on Tuesday night on the war in Afghanistan was deliberately timed to block the Christian message of the “Peanuts” television Christmas special.

Wiseman made the statements on his Facebook page, where he declared Obama to be a Muslim. Only people on Wiseman’s “friend’s list” had access to the post. He has more than 1,600 friends on Facebook.

“Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch ‘The Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ and our muslim (sic) president is there, what a load…try to convince me that wasn’t done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it…when the answer should simply be ‘yes’…”

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In Wiseman’s extensive thread that attacked the president, his supporters and Muslims, he stated “…you obama (sic) people need to move to a muslim (sic) country…oh wait, that’s America…pitiful.”

At another point he said, “you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has (sic) stayed in there, things would be different…”

If you ask me, that is one sic, sic puppy…

(h/t, JJ)

Please. Tell me you’re not surprised.

Gee, Lt. Gen. Stanley McChrystal is an untrustworthy extortionist with a penchant for coverups. Who didn’t see that one coming?

Let the good times roll…

Just thought I’d let y’all know that I’m in Roswell for Thanksgiving. We got in a few hours ago, and I’m about to crash at the hotel for the night. I want to wish all my American readers (all two of you) a safe and happy Thanksgiving. And because I’m a caring guy, warm wishes to my international readers (all three of you).

I’ve seen fuzzy math before, but this takes the cake!